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Brownsound
Hot Chocolate,Brownsound
Name: Dave Baksh
Nickname: Hot Chocolate,Brownsound
Age: 19
Birthplace: The Deepest Part of The Jungle
Criminal Record: Being guilty of everything Whitey!
Most Likey To: Racially Crossover
Favorite Expression: Ligigwing gwiggy gigigigi gweee-oh-go
Day Job: I sell "Secret Superstar Emotion Lotion"
Favorite Animal: Penguin
Favorite Strip Bar: Browns From Downtown
Favorite Band: Not By Choice, Out Of Hand, Tenacious D.
Least Favorite Band: 3 Doors Down
Car: Any car Hunter drove
Pet: Steve
His Story: How does one write a bio for a brown white guy? Confusing all whites around him with white boy antics such as playing guitar, being a horrible basketball player, and the most accent free in the band. Dave hails from the Southern Wastelands of Ajax. Having two hardcore Guyanese parents you'd figure he would have a little more colour to his character but the only thing he inherited from them is a love for curry. He spends most of his time trying to catch up to Yngwie Malmsteens burning "guit licks" Aside from his cat Spanky pissing on his god damn laundry all the time he is a happy guy. He has been in the greatest bands such as:
A.N.D.P. • Anatomy • Embodiment • Doors Of Draven • 747 • Glenn Dogg and P Real's Punk Hop Explosion Fo Yo Mind • Freight Train Robbas • Empty Chamber haha
Then all of a sudden he fell ass backwards into the hands of sum41. The most hated band in Ajax.
That is all...
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Stevo32
Stevo 32
Name: Steve Jocz
Nickname: Stevo32
Age: 20
Birthplace: Hasbro, Ontario
Criminal Record: Guilty of living each day like it was my rockin' last
Favorite Expression: "I always get my meat, you know that!!!"
Day Job:Hey, what's with all the questions? C'mon, this topping, that topping - It's the same pizza pie in the end!
Favorite Animal: Monkey
Favorite Strip Bar: GUNZ
Favorite Band: Wyckyd Cceptor and Jump The Gun
Least Favorite Band: any band with a better drummer than me + closet monster
Car: Optomus Prime
Pet: Cone
His Story: Steve is the drummer. Watch him when he plays if your a foxy bitch he will wink at you
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